Wednesday, November 25, 2009

14. Get Handsy This Hump Day


Need a neat tip to make your man nicer instantly?

Go home tonight and give him a massage whilst he is watching tv. Ask for nothing in return. This doesn't have to require alot of effort - just get him to sit in front of you and massage away the knots from his shoulders. Mix it up with a foot massage if he desires.

Studies show that being hands on promotes bonding between two people more than any long chat or walk in the park holding hands will do. It won't kill you and your partner, who theoretically should be the love of your lif, (otherwise what the f*ck are you doing??) will think nothing but loving thoughts of you.

Need further proof? A man I know, a lothario if you please, dated 1000 women before he met someone and asked her to marry him. Why this woman I asked? He said quite simply "she gave me the best back massage on the night we met. I knew she was my one"

Plus seriously girls - there is something wrong if you don't want to put your hands all over your man. Seriously.