Monday, May 24, 2010

159. Top Ten. Us Versus Them



Cont. from yesterday...

Men
1. I didn't have that much to drink.
2. Nothing's wrong, I am fine.
3. I had no phone signal.
4. It wasn't that expensive.
5. I'm on my way.
6.I'm stuck in traffic.
7.No, your bum doesn't look big in that.
8. Sorry, I missed your call.
9. Yep, you've lost weight.
10. It's just what I have always wanted.

Women
1. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine.
2. I don't know where it is, I haven't touched it.
3.It wasn't that expensive.
4. I didn't have that much to drink.
5. I've got a headache.
6.It was on sale.
7. I'm on my way.
8.Oh, I've had this for ages.
9. No, I didn't throw it away.
10. It's just what I have always wanted.