Wednesday, January 20, 2010

61. Get Girlie!!



Reading a mag this am, I was dismayed to hear that jodpurs where being tauted as a big thing for this winter.

Stop that!!

I am further dismayed and frankly amazed at the difference between what women think is hot on women and what men think is hot?

When the hell did this happen?

I'll spell it out clearly for you

Men think women are sexy when they are showing off their anatomical differences - ie boobs and bum. And legs.

Not hiding them in baggy pants!!

Furthermore throw out your tracksuit pants. And your big t-shirts.

Run a bubble bath, throw on some episodes of Sex and City, paint your nails (but not blood red!!)

Lather your feet in moisturizer, brush your hair 100 times and call your BFF for a gossip about boys.

Relish in the power you have that is all yours by just being a girl!

NB Men also do not think leopard print is hot. Even if it is on pair of $500 shoes.