Tuesday, October 12, 2010

197. External Cohesion




It's a fact that your partner is going to drive you crazy and you're not going to agree with him all the time.

But do you need to berate each other in public?

I just came from the hospital where in the public waiting room, a woman gave her elderly husband a public dressing down.

Telling him that he was stupid, stubborn, obstinate, confused and ALWAYS got everything wrong only made her look like the stupid one.

And embarrassed both her husband and the full waiting room.

External cohesion, internal debate. And nothing less please.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

196. Dear Diary..



Struggling to get into the mood?

Start keeping a private diary of all the lewd fantasies you have thought about or thought of acting out

Sometimes just putting those thoughts into words will keep you "motivated" more often..

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

195. Group Sex And Calling Wolf?



So Collingwood won the AFL Grand Final on the weekend after a twenty year drought. And they deserved to go out and celebrate.

What happened next "allegedly" is the players met a couple at a nightclub and then ended up at a city apartment with them.

The couple had sex and then the boyfriend left the bedroom and offered his girlfriend to the players for further sex.

Allegedly 5 players lined up and had sex with this girl one after the other.

Then the police were called and an investigation is underway.

Only those that were there know what really happened.

But it's put a black mark over the win of the team. And caused a storm in the media.

Ex-footballer Peter Everitt this morning had an on-air stoush with Nova's Hughsey and Kate over Everitt's twitter remarks.

Everitt believes that girls should know if they head back to a guys apartment in the middle of the night "it's not for milo"

Which totally goes against the no means no process.

Because apparently saying yes to going to someones house in the middle of the night is yes to anything? Cue 1920's sexual repression and women who wear mini-skirts deserving to be raped.

Furthermore Everitt wants the accusers to be named and shamed.

I don't know what I think yet about any of that.

What I do this is this -

1)Sexual assault is not a joke.

2)Falsely claiming to be sexually assaulted is taking away the integrity of anyone that has been legitimately sexually assaulted.

3)Professional footballers should know better than to get involved in anything of this dodgy nature after what has already happened in the recent past (NRL Canterbury Bulldogs, Brendon Fevolva, Steven Milnes)

4)Getting involved in risky sexual behaviour can lead you to be chopped up with a chainsaw and burned in a drum (Herman Rockefeller)

5)If you need to get attention by making up you were sexually assualted then you are in serious need of therapy

6) If your boyfriend is offering you for sex with strangers and it makes you uncomfortable then you need a new boyfriend and serious therapy.

7) If you think its cool to have sex with someone else's girlfriend that your friends also just had sex with then you are in serious need of therapy. And I'm questioning your sexual prowess.

8) If you think its cool to offer your girlfriend up for sex with strangers even though she isn't comfortable with it then you are in serious need of therapy. And I'm questioning your sexual orientation.

Frankly this entire topic is about as amusing, clever and sexy as green eggs and ham.

194. Controversial New Self-Help Book...



Blow jobs.

There - I just saved you $39.95...

Seriously.. if your man says he doesn't, then he is lying.