Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts

Monday, May 24, 2010

159. Top Ten. Us Versus Them



Cont. from yesterday...

Men
1. I didn't have that much to drink.
2. Nothing's wrong, I am fine.
3. I had no phone signal.
4. It wasn't that expensive.
5. I'm on my way.
6.I'm stuck in traffic.
7.No, your bum doesn't look big in that.
8. Sorry, I missed your call.
9. Yep, you've lost weight.
10. It's just what I have always wanted.

Women
1. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine.
2. I don't know where it is, I haven't touched it.
3.It wasn't that expensive.
4. I didn't have that much to drink.
5. I've got a headache.
6.It was on sale.
7. I'm on my way.
8.Oh, I've had this for ages.
9. No, I didn't throw it away.
10. It's just what I have always wanted.