Wednesday, March 24, 2010

126. According To My Friend Steve




Most men use texting as a weapon in their dating arsenal. Here's why:

1)They can text from just about anywhere, such as while they are on a date and the girl is in the bathroom, while they are at work, or while they are sitting on the couch watching the game

2)It's sneaky and guys love sneaky

3) It doesn't require talking on the phone

4) It makes it easier to lie

5) There is no background noise or anything that would indicate where they are

6) They can easily keep in touch with up to ten different women (maybe more if they can type fast)

7) Booty texting avoids the risk of rejection over the phone

8) They love having pictures of you naked on their phone.