Monday, January 11, 2010

52. Trashbag = Tragic







I enjoy a drink as much as anyone. Infact, its a rare day that I don't partake in a glass of a pinot noir or a delicious semillion.

But writing yourself off is no way to write a love story.

When girls get drunk, sometimes we get loud. And loud is scary to men. Unless it's explosives or Revenge of the Fallen or Foo Fighters in concert.

Furthermore when girls get drunk, we decide it's time to ask inappropiate questions like "so, how much money do you make?" or "how come you don't have a girlfriend?"

Boys hate this.

And whilst they might sleep with you a few hours on - they have already decided to not get serious about you. At all.

If you need courage for a night out, head to the gym every day plus purchase a pair of really hot heels.

Don't drink yourself brave.. it's a battle you won't win.

PS For those of you who live under rocks, boys also do not enjoy the fragrance of vomit. Seriously.